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BrandonKraft YAC & Cheese
Brandon sits 4-1 on a 63,765 roster anchored by Puka Nacua, proof that occasionally the rich actually do get richer.
Week 7
Kraft YAC & Cheese (Brandon) added Savion Williams for $0, dropped Will Shipley. Kraft YAC & Cheese (Brandon) added Jahan Dotson for $0, dropped Isaiah Bond.
| Slot | Value |
|---|---|
| QBJoe BurrowQB · CIN · age 29 | 6,419 |
| QBPatrick MahomesQB · KC |
| What | Damage | |
|---|---|---|
| ZeroStarted Adonai Mitchell, who played and scored 0 | 0.00 pts | |
Brandon started Adonai Mitchell at WR in week 7 and banked a zero, paying full price for a man who never left the lot. | ||
| TradeLost 1,191 in FantasyCalc value in one trade | ||
| Pick | Player | Vs FantasyCalc | Value | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1.08 | QBJoe BurrowCIN | Reach, taken 11 spots ahead of FantasyCalc | 6,419 | |
Joe Burrow, age 29, taken 11 spots early at 1.08, and Puka Nacua still slid back to Brandon at 2.03, which is luck, not a plan. | ||||
| 4,841 |
| RBJonathan TaylorRB · IND · age 27 | 6,086 |
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| RBDerrick HenryRB · BAL · age 32 | 3,202 |
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| WRPuka NacuaWR · LAR · age 25 | 7,915 |
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| WRTee HigginsWR · CIN · age 27 | 3,756 |
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| WRMichael WilsonQWR · ARI · age 26 | 2,572 |
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| TETucker KraftTE · GB · age 25 | 3,132 |
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| FLEXJaylen WarrenRB · PIT · age 28 | 2,720 |
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| FLEXJordan MasonRB · MIN · age 27 | 1,437 |
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| FLEXDalton KincaidTE · BUF · age 27 | 2,074 |
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Starters44,154 value · average age 27.6
4th of 10 · 36 ranked, 0 unranked
Bars: share of the best room in the league at that position.
| Pos | Value |
|---|---|
| QBKirk CousinsLV · age 38 | 1,612 |
| QBTanner McKeePHI · age 26 | 1,111 |
| QBJalen MilroeSEA · age 23 | 225 |
| QBJustin FieldsKC · age 27 | 179 |
| QBJoe FlaccoCIN · age 41 | 155 |
| RBJacory Croskey-MerrittIRWAS · age 25 | 1,273 |
| RBJustice HillBAL · age 28 | 374 |
| RBAustin EkelerWAS · age 31 | 344 |
| RBCJ DonaldsonOutNO · age 22 | 157 |
| WRDeVonta SmithOutPHI · age 27 | 2,902 |
| WRMike EvansOutSF · age 33 | 2,013 |
| WRAdonai MitchellNYJ · age 24 | 1,137 |
| WRDontayvion WicksOutPHI · age 25 | 1,007 |
| WRElic AyomanorTEN · age 23 | 576 |
| WRSavion WilliamsGB · age 24 | 464 |
| WRJahan DotsonATL · age 26 | 249 |
| WRJordan WatkinsSF · age 24 | 199 |
| WRJacob CowingSF · age 25 | 49 |
| TEGunnar HelmTEN · age 24 | 675 |
| TEColby ParkinsonOutLAR · age 27 | 512 |
Bench15,213 value · average age 27.1
| 1,191 value |
Brandon gave 4,390 in value and got back 3,199, a grade of D+, losing 1,191 in one trade like it was a parking fine. |
| $0 bidBid $0 on Efton Chism III and lost to a $29 bid | $29 |
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Brandon bid $0 on Efton Chism III, lost to Justin's $29, and learned FAAB is not a suggestion box. |
| OverpayPaid $20 for Tanner McKee when the next bid was $1 | $19 |
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Brandon paid $20 for Tanner McKee in week 6 with the next bid at $1, overpaying by $19 for a man nobody else wanted. |
Waivers, Oct 22 · Week 7
Kraft YAC & Cheese (Brandon) added Savion Williams for $0, dropped Will Shipley. Kraft YAC & Cheese (Brandon) added Jahan Dotson for $0, dropped Isaiah Bond.
Trade, Oct 20 · Week 6
Brandon sent a future 2027 1st to pair with a 23-year-old in Keon Coleman and got back Tee Higgins, somehow landing a net of negative 1191 in value for the privilege, a D+ that flatters him. Devante walked off with a 27-year-old receiver and a future first for one guy, grading out at an A, and he is starting to make a habit of taking Ethan's lunch money too. Kraft YAC & Cheese just paid a whole draft pick to downgrade his own receiver room.
Waivers, Oct 19 · Week 6
Brandon bid $0 and won Jordan Watkins, a wideout FantasyCalc won't even rank, then torched Mack Hollins to pay for him, a 33-year-old FantasyCalc still values at 190. That's a 190 asset cut for a free square nobody else wanted. Kraft YAC & Cheese is just a landfill with a mascot.
Waivers, Oct 16 · Week 6
Brandon paid $20 for Tanner McKee, a 26-year-old backup FantasyCalc values at 972, to beat Peter's $1 and Ethan's $0, a 19 overpay in an auction where the next bidder basically sat it out. He dropped Gardner Minshew, a 30-year-old FantasyCalc does not even bother ranking, to do it. Ethan wrote the waiver rules and still bid $0 on his own backup quarterback market, which is the commissioner equivalent of losing at your own game.
Waivers, Oct 6 · Week 4
Kraft YAC & Cheese (Brandon) added Will Shipley for $7 (also bid: Justin $6; Anish $3), dropped Savion Williams. Devante & Davante now (Devante) added Dohnte Meyers for $27 (also bid: Brandon $2; Anish $1), dropped Barion Brown.
Waivers, Oct 2 · Week 4
Kraft YAC & Cheese (Brandon) added Austin Ekeler for $1.
Waivers, Sep 29 · Week 3
Kraft YAC & Cheese (Brandon) added CJ Donaldson for $1, dropped Tyrod Taylor. Devante & Davante now (Devante) added Tyler Higbee for $3.
Waivers, Sep 26 · Week 3
Kraft YAC & Cheese (Brandon) added Gardner Minshew for $1.
| 2.03 | WRPuka NacuaLAR | Steal, taken 7 spots after FantasyCalc | 7,915 |
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Brandon sat at 2.03 and took Puka Nacua, the 6th player on the board, a steal of 7 that he did nothing to earn beyond staying awake. |
| 3.03 | RBJonathan TaylorIND | 6,086 |
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Jonathan Taylor fell three spots to Brandon at 3.03, who has done nothing this draft but stand still with his hands open. |
| 4.08 | QBPatrick MahomesKC | Steal, taken 9 spots after FantasyCalc | 4,841 |
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Patrick Mahomes at 4.08 is a steal of 9 for Brandon, who did nothing to deserve it and will tell you about his process anyway. |
| 5.03 | RBDerrick HenryBAL | 3,202 |
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Brandon spent 5.03 on Derrick Henry, age 32, then watched Peter take Zay Flowers one pick later, which is buying the used car while the new one drives past. |
| 6.08 | WRDeVonta SmithPHI | 2,902 |
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Brandon took DeVonta Smith at 6.08, a steal of 2, the smallest heist in league history, and left Javonte Williams sitting there so he could own a second receiver. |
| 7.03 | TETucker KraftGB | 3,132 |
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Brandon took Tucker Kraft at 7.03, one spot early, a defensible tight end nobody will praise, with Kyren Williams sitting there at 53rd like an ex he refuses to text. |
| 8.08 | RBTravis Etienne Jr.NO | 2,034 |
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Brandon took his third running back at 8.08, 27-year-old Travis Etienne, while C.J. Stroud sat there as the 56th man on the board: hoarding leftovers, calling it a plan. |
| 9.03 | TEDalton KincaidBUF | 2,074 |
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Dalton Kincaid at 9.03 gives Brandon two tight ends and no Baker Mayfield, who sat there ranked 57th while Brandon shopped for a backup nobody starts. |
| 10.08 | WRMichael WilsonARI | 2,572 |
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Michael Wilson at 10.08 is Brandon's third receiver, taken four spots early in a run of three, while Malik Willis and Daniel Jones sat there untouched. |
| 11.03 | WRMike EvansSF | 2,013 |
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Brandon used 11.03 on Mike Evans, a 33-year-old receiver, his fourth, while two quarterbacks sat there untouched: he is collecting antiques at this point. |
| 12.08 | RBJaylen WarrenPIT | 2,720 |
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Brandon took Jaylen Warren at 12.08, his fourth running back, with Josh Jacobs sitting there for Ethan to grab at 12.10 like a man collecting spare tires while the car burns. |
| 13.03 | RBJacory Croskey-MerrittWAS | 1,273 |
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Jacory Croskey-Merritt fell 14 spots into Brandon's lap, his fifth running back, which is not a steal so much as a hoarder finding another one in the garage. |
| 14.08 | WRRomeo DoubsNE | 1,295 |
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Romeo Doubs, WR65, went 22 spots early at 14.08, Brandon's 5th receiver, which is what hoarding looks like when none of it is worth hoarding. |
| 15.03 | QBKirk CousinsLV | Reach, taken 53 spots ahead of FantasyCalc | 1,612 |
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Brandon burned 15.03 reaching 53 spots for Kirk Cousins, 38 years old and QB35, which is less a draft pick than a ride home from the airport. |
| 16.08 | WRDontayvion WicksPHI | 1,007 |
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Brandon spent 16.08 on his sixth receiver, Dontayvion Wicks, while Zach Charbonnet sat there unclaimed, which is hoarding for its own sake. |
| 17.03 | RBJordan MasonMIN | 1,437 |
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Brandon took Jordan Mason at 17.03 for his sixth running back, then watched Peter take Charbonnet with the very next pick, cuck chair and all. |
| 18.08 | WRKeon ColemanBUF | 1,445 |
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Brandon's seventh pick at receiver, Keon Coleman, came 6 spots early, matching his third tight end for sheer refusal to draft a quarterback. |
| 19.03 | TEGunnar HelmTEN | 675 |
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Brandon took Gunnar Helm 8 spots early at 19.03, his third tight end, a man who collects backups like Alex collects receivers. |
| 20.08 | WRAdonai MitchellNYJ | 1,137 |
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Brandon's Adonai Mitchell at 20.08 fell 28 spots into his lap, his eighth wideout, and he still somehow isn't the biggest wideout hoarder in the room. |
| 21.03 | WRElic AyomanorTEN | 576 |
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Brandon reached 27 spots for Elic Ayomanor at 21.03, his ninth wideout, a pile so deep it needs its own zip code. |
| 22.08 | QBJustin FieldsKC | 179 |
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Brandon reached 42 spots for Justin Fields at 22.08, stacking a second shaky quarterback after already wasting a pick on Flacco. |
| 23.03 | QBJoe FlaccoCIN | Reach, taken 52 spots ahead of FantasyCalc | 155 |
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Brandon reached 52 spots for Joe Flacco, age 41, at 23.03, drafting a quarterback older than some of his league mates' careers. |
| 24.08 | TEOscar DelpNO | 361 |
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Brandon reached 36 spots for Oscar Delp at 24.08, his 4th tight end, committing to a bit nobody finds funny anymore. |
| 25.03 | TEColby ParkinsonLAR | 512 |
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Brandon took Colby Parkinson at 25.03, reaching 18 spots for his 5th tight end, a position he refuses to leave alone. |
| 26.08 | RBJaylen WrightMIA | 508 |
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Brandon grabbed Jaylen Wright at 26.08, his 7th running back, a pick so unremarkable it barely registers as a crime. |
| 27.03 | RBJustice HillBAL | 374 |
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Brandon reached 30 spots for Justice Hill, his eighth running back, a position he clearly collects instead of plays. |
| 28.08 | QBJalen MilroeSEA | 225 |
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Brandon found Jalen Milroe fair at 28.08, a rare sane pick sandwiched between two reaches, like a man who got lost on the way to being wrong. |
| 29.03 | RBDJ GiddensIND | 200 |
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Brandon reached 32 spots for DJ Giddens at 29.03, his ninth running back, proof he has never once trusted a wide receiver. |
| 30.08 | WRIsaiah BondCLE | 168 |
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Brandon's Isaiah Bond landed 9 spots below rank, fine value buried in a round where everyone else was reaching. |
| 31.03 | QBTyrod TaylorGB | 46 |
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Brandon spent pick 303 on 37-year-old Tyrod Taylor, a quarterback FantasyCalc refuses to rank at all. |
| 32.08 | RBChris BrooksGB | Steal, taken 67 spots after FantasyCalc | -- |
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Brandon stole Chris Brooks 67 spots early at pick 318, his tenth running back, one good pick drowning in nine mediocre ones. |
| 33.03 | WRSavion WilliamsGB | 464 |
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Brandon took Savion Williams at pick 323, his 11th receiver, inside the same run of 2 Peter was already padding. |
| 34.08 | TELuke MusgraveGB | -- |
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Brandon reached 28 spots for Luke Musgrave at pick 338, his sixth tight end attempt, still swinging at a position he can't hit. |
Draft value59,559 · 7th in the league