Justin: Shough and Fhough

Justin started Efton Chism III at FLEX in Week 6 and got a goose egg for his trouble, a decision with no excuse attached.

Justin started Ladd McConkey in week 4 and got exactly zero, a wide receiver who played the whole game and contributed nothing but his name.

Justin bid $0 on Corey Kiner in week 6 and lost to another $0 bid, out-tanked by The Mayeflower for a player worth nothing anyway.

Justin took Trey Lance at pick 287, 72 spots ahead of rank 359, mistaking nostalgia for a quarterback plan.

Not done, Justin also grabbed Cade Klubnik at pick 214, 63 spots early at rank 277, making him a two-time entrant on his own Wall.

Justin Jefferson, 5 spots late, at 2.07: Justin drafted his own first name and it remains the sharpest decision he made all night.

Trevor Lawrence fell 12 spots into Justin's lap at 4.04, and Justin will spend the next year calling that scouting.

Justin took Jadarian Price at 6.04, six spots early, his second running back, and left Javonte Williams sitting there like furniture nobody wanted to carry upstairs.

Tyler Shough fell 22 spots into Justin's lap at 8.04, his second quarterback, and Justin will spend the rest of the year calling that research.

Justin's third quarterback arrived at 10.04 in Sam Darnold, a 29-year-old who fell 12 spots, because nothing says contender like stockpiling arms you will never start.

Justin used 12.04 on Ty Simpson, his fourth quarterback, a 23-year-old ranked QB28, because nothing says confidence like stockpiling arms you will never start.

Justin's sixth receiver came at 14.04, Caleb Douglas, taken on the nose with Michael Penix sitting there, because six wideouts is a collection and collections never win anything.

Justin took Kaytron Allen 68 spots early at 16.04, his fourth running back, with Zach Charbonnet untouched on the board: a handcuff to a handcuff nobody wanted.

Justin reached 15 spots for Tank Bigsby, his fifth running back, chasing volume on a roster that already has enough of it to bury Alex.

Justin's third tight end, Hunter Henry at 20.04, fell 16 spots into a run he started and never needed to join.

Justin reached 63 spots for Cade Klubnik at 22.04, the single worst pick in this table, by a man already holding a dead Pacheco pick.

Justin reached 8 spots for Tory Horton at 24.04, his eighth receiver, proving he collects them like a man who never learned to let go.

Justin spent 26.04 on Evan Engram, a 32-year-old tight end, his lone move at the position screaming last resort.

Justin reached 23 spots for Kevin Coleman at 28.04, his 11th wideout, chasing volume he will never start.

Justin added Quinn Ewers 33 spots early, his seventh quarterback, a stockpile with no bench left to hide it on.

Justin grabbed Nate Boerkircher 30 spots early, his fifth tight end of the draft, like a hoarder who ran out of real options.

Justin reached negative 52 on Emari Demercado at pick 334, his tenth running back, hoarding bodies FantasyCalc already buried.